Dang It.

1. This weekend I stubbed my toe something awful. I mean, it was truely horrific. My big toe is now missing a toenail.
2. Fuck these gas prices! The BMW SUV my husband HAD to have (because, you know, it would make us look good), drinks a gallon of gas when you turn the damn thing on.
3. Heat wave? We're going to have a damn heat wave?
4. I have to call the plummer, because we are getting water where no water will be. And that means I will be sawing off an arm and a leg to pay for someone to teflon tape a little crack somewhere.